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Hi, I'm the shrimp bitch! I post my cool shrimp related content here. Eventually, there will be blog posts about my shrimp and other shellfish related interests

Why are you still reading this shit???

I'm just out here vibing on the shrimpernet (shrimp internet)

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Shrimplog Entry #1

So uh, I'm gonna be entering into the local shrimp eating contest in my town. The last winner got botulism but I'm convinced I have the shrimptegrity (shrimp integrity) to persist and make that shrimp trophy mine

the prized shrimp trophy

Please give a round of applause for my son :)